Star Trek Love Song (Dedicated to My Wife)

Across the convention, our eyes met and locked.
In the starbase of your love my heart was docked.
Your full, pouty lips, your green, pointy ears;
There's no love like ours for a million light years.
To my Worf, you're a Dax; to my Riker, a Troi.
My scanners are reading anomalous joy.
My phasers are ready, my probe is deployed;
I know what you're feeling--I'm your love-slave Betazoid.

Chorus:
It's a Star Trek love song,
It's Warp Love.2.
Across this galaxy,
I Pon-Farr for you.

Your globular clusters are both class 6 types.
Like a Bolian plumber, you clear out my pipes.
Your love leaves me feelin' all spacesick and woozy;
I'm warm for your form like a holodeck floozy.

Chorus

And each time we kiss, it's like the Great Link.
Like a Vulcan mind-meld, you know what I think.
I hope this is more than a 5 year love mission;
My deflector collects all the love that you're dishin'.

Chorus

Ode to FB

Said Deanna, on rolling a crit,
"I get double damage when I hit!"
But then Rob rolled a 1,
And near killed ev'ryone,
Cuz the DM's a bit of a git.

Doctor

Fire up the Tardis!

We're off on grand adventures!

Get the hell out, Rose!

More Klingon Haiku

Pain slowly recedes. Rite of Ascension passed. I am come of age!

With only a knife, I have killed the mighty Targ. Yet I live--Q'Pla!

‎"Your audit means death!" Says Moq'tha, son of Q'tor, Klingon accountant!

Klingon Haiku

Improper hashtags! Your tweets are without honor! Taste cyber death, P'Tahk!